Your phones die when the internet hiccups.
One ISP blip and the whole office goes quiet. Customers get voicemail. Nobody calls back to say "we tried."
A real MSP. Without the bloat.
Same great MSP. Half the calories!
We're the IT department for offices that don't have one — and we run circles around the ones that do. Same quality. Fewer invoices. No enterprise tax.
Sound familiar?
If any of this hits home, we should talk.
Small offices don't fail because the tech is too hard. They fail because nobody's actually watching it.
You call your "IT person" and get voicemail.
You don't know if they're on vacation, with another client, or just don't pick up. Either way, you're stuck.
Five vendors. Five bills. One unhappy office.
Phones, internet, computers, backups, security — every problem is somebody else's fault. Nobody owns the outcome.
Your office manager has become the IT department.
They have a real job, and it isn't this. But they're the one rebooting the router at 7am because nobody else will.
What changes when you switch
The same office. Without the IT headaches.
Not a feature list. A different week.
Phones keep ringing when the internet doesn't.
Your service stays up because we built failover in from the start. Your customers never know there was a problem.
When you call, a human picks up.
Usually the same human. Who already knows your office. No ticket numbers, no "let me transfer you."
One number. One bill. One name to remember.
Something's wrong with your tech? Call us. We figure out whose fault it is on our time, not yours.
Your office manager goes back to running the office.
We watch the network so they don't have to. They get their afternoons back. You get a calmer front desk.
How it works
Three steps. That's the whole onboarding.
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1
Tell us about your office.
One call. Fifteen minutes. We ask what's breaking and what's working. No discovery deck.
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2
We ship a box.
It shows up at your front desk pre-configured. Your receptionist plugs it in. That's the install.
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3
We watch it. Forever.
You run your office. We run the tech. You call when you want to. We call when something needs you.
Half the calories
Diet MSP vs. a Regular MSP
Same nutrition. None of the bloat.
Regular MSP
- $100–$200/seat/month
- Tickets in a portal nobody checks
- "Synergistic next-gen" everything
- Sales call, discovery call, scoping call, kickoff call…
- Five vendors, five invoices, five logins
- Quarterly business review with slides
Diet MSP
- $50/seat/month. One invoice.
- Phone, text, or just walk over
- We say what it does in English
- One email. We ship a box.
- One vendor. One bill. One name on the door.
- An honest answer when something breaks
Pricing
One price. Bottled at the source.
Per seat, per month
$50/seat
Everything included. Box, SIM, phone system, monitoring, patching, and the human on the other end of the line.
- Customer-edge appliance & configuration
- Cellular internet backup included
- Business phone system — every seat, every extension
- 24/7 monitoring & alerting
- Business-hours remote support
No contracts beyond 30 days. Cancel anytime. We'll mail the box back.
Pour one out.
Let's get you a box.
Tell us about your office and we'll mail you a quote within one business day. No pitch deck. No fine print.